THE EMOTIONAL LABOUR STORE
Browse our Emotional Labour Store - a satirical collection of products designed to demonstrate the price that some employees pay just to turn up at work.
For some people, just showing up at work requires extra effort. Outside of their job descriptions, they are also navigating:
- Code-switching to fit in with company culture or sound ‘professional’.
- Bias in decision-making, which can affect pay, promotions and career development.
- Burnout from navigating exclusionary or toxic workplace cultures.
This emotional labour is costing underrepresented employees their wellbeing and energy on a daily basis.
Our (satirical) store illustrates the price of working in non-inclusive settings, offering products that no one should need to buy. Yet, only 50% of employees feel a sense of belonging at work (Ciphr).
What are the hidden costs of being an employee in your workplace?
At FAIRER Consulting, our mission is to create a fairer world of work for everyone. We help organisations achieve equitable outcomes through training, consultancy and leadership programmes.
Let’s put the Emotional Labour Store out of business.
Browse what's on the shelves and then explore our real inclusion solutions.
Burnout Brew Teabags
We know how draining it can be to feel excluded. Power-up with this rejuvenating tea, which provides instant energy alongside delicate notes of guilt and stress.
Warning: May cause resentment.
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Covering cream
Perfect for glowing skin and cultural fit. This lightweight formula provides all-day coverage for the parts of your identity that don't quite 'fit' in your current workplace culture.
Warning: will cause irritation.

Pay Gap Glue (2 pack)
Temporarily seal the cracks of pay disparities, at least until next year’s report. This little tube of greatness glosses over pay bias and inequities, offering tokenistic effects that are guaranteed not to last.
Performative effects only.
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Bias-Be-Gone Spray
Pesky bias can show up in all areas of the workplace and the employee lifecycle. Spray around the workplace, paying special attention to policies and processes, to reduce biased decision-making.
Reapplication required every 7 days.
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Promotion Raffle Tickets
Are you feeling lucky? Because career advancement can feel like a lottery, depending on your background. For some, skills-based hiring doesn't exist; it's often about who you know, not what you know. No promotion? Try again next year.
Odds: Low for some, almost guaranteed for others.
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Inclusion Incense Sticks
Light a stick when you need a moment of belonging. Provides five minutes of calm in a culture that just doesn't get it. Offers smoke with no strategy.
Burns quickly, like your emotional energy.
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Have you signed up to the Invisible Credit Card?
Earn points every time someone else gets praise for your idea or your loyalty goes unrewarded. Double points for underrepresented groups.
Redeem never.
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The Emotional Labour Store is a satirical experience brought to you by FAIRER Consulting. These 'products' are not for sale, but we do offer the real solutions.
